If things keep going like this, I may find myself sharing a room with one of the Olsen twins at a nice, relaxing detox facility. Just kidding. I could never pay for one of those places. I see myself drying out somewhere a little more... affordable. "Oh, hey. This is my sponsor, Runs with Two Horses."
The Heavy Metal BBQ was a rousing success, from fist-pumping anthems ("Reigning Blood," "Ace of Spades," etc.) to corn on the cob with chili-lime butter (thanks Matt). By far the most rewarding moment was the group shotgunning of the beers to the dulcet tones of Mötley Crüe's Shout at the Devil. Then it was on to MisSHAPES (of course) for much dancing and sweating. Our metalicized outfits were a big hit with the ladies for some reason, and some girl blatantly grabbed a handful of my ass and then smiled at me. I felt so deliciously violated. The wife seems to like it, too. From now on I'm wearing Metallica t-shirts and studded bracelets everywhere I go.
The title of next Star Wars film has been released. Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. Apparently it barely beat out Episode 3: Tarnishing the Legacy and Episode 3: The One with Ewan MacGregor Full-Frontal Nudity.
Finally, after repeated shout-outs and much hype, here are links to the William Shatner cover of Pulp's "Common People" (from Teaching the Indie Kids to Dance Again), and the Postal Service cover of Phil Collins's "Against All Odds" (from Stereogum). Enjoy!
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